There’s just something about a well dressed guy that does this thing to my insides holy hell.
Sometimes on okcupid I just want to ask ‘who is the more attractive guy in your photo? give him my number’ but that’s rude or s/t
I started a squirrel fund so I can be an honorary Gallagher. Just glad my mom isn’t a drug addict and won’t show up and steal my money 0___0
I just had the most intense eye contact with a hot doctor as I was walking past a local hospital. His eyes said ‘I want to do you’. My eyes said ‘fuck me.’ Waiting for a cl missed connection. #modernromance #truluv