February 2011
lajoiedevivre replied to your post: pickup lines ;) ;) ;)
“Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.” Personal favorite :D
hahaha that one is great
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pickup lines ;) ;) ;)
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb.
Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven.
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Here I am, what were your other two wishes?
I’m a love pirate and I’m here for your booty.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry...
Why don't we have True Grit valentine cards?
deanmoriarty-:
You are not LaBoeuf, but you can still be my valentine.
Say you’ll be mine, or I will take it to the law and see what lawyer J. Noble Daggett of Dardenelle, Arkansas has to say on the matter.
Perhaps if you gave out a little more sugar with your pronouncements I’d make you mine, Valentine.
You can hooraw me any day, Valentine.
If you would like to be my valentine, it would be...
imgeorge:
Can I just become a bear so that I get to sleep for months on end and then be a total badass when I’m awake? Is there a way to make that happen?
ask Dwight
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buttsfantasy asked: you and I are tv show/movie soulmates, holy CRAP.
thepullofthemoon replied to your post:can you make a list of your favorite movies and tv shows and bands? i think you did once before but idk. i think you’re interesting
will you be my non-sexual life partner, please
YES.
Anonymous asked: can you make a list of your favorite movies and tv shows and bands? i think you did once before but idk. i think you're interesting
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I wrote myself a Valentine's poem
I’m just trying to find the words to say to tell you how much I love your face You are the prettiest girl in the world I like the way you do the twirl It may not be a twirl, maybe it’s a spin but your heart is something I want to win Your tastes in everything are so great I’d like to take you on a date February is Valentine’s Day will you be my love, Ashley?
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girlfriend wanted (by matthew gray gubler)
must love decorating for holidays mischief kissing in cars and wind chimes
no specific height weight hair color or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist
cynics critics pessimists and “stick in the muds” need not reply
voluptuous figures a plus
any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to mary poppins claire huxtable snow white or elvira...
polihaslanded asked: I guess I'm a lil late to the party, but your blog is definitely quality. I love everything you post, especially the music.
dreammedication asked: Any blog that can make me smile through a tense day is a quality blog. :D
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Anonymous asked: your so awesome. you post so many funny things and good music to.